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Bottle Twat 

a girl that enjoys being fucked by a plastic bottle after giving a blowjob

Plastic water bottles are usually the choice of a bottle twat, especially the ones that are ribbed, but soda bottles will work just as good
ME: I went out with Chasity last night.

BOB: Did you fuck her?

ME: Not really. She sucked me off then wanted me to fuck her, so I grabbed my Sprite and crammed it up her bottle twat.
Bottle Twat by sockboy666 July 14, 2009
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Twat bottle rocket 

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.
I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

Twater Bottle 

Her time of the month came so she told her baby daddy to grab her a couple Twater Bottles at the dollar tree on the way tback from seein his P.o.
Twater Bottle by BitchDatty April 13, 2019

Bottled twater 

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.
I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.