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Bonathan 

A ship name between twelve year old Jonathan, and eleven year old Bonnie from The Troupe.
Girl: Omg! Is that Jonathan and Bonnie?!
Boy: Yes! Bonathan is the best ship!
Bonathan by joelships September 13, 2017

Bonathan Jellinghausen 

Think of an orgasm. Now multiply the pleasure by 100.
Man, that was a certified Bonathan Jellinghausen moment!

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

bonathon 

An event in which boning takes place on a very large scale, this includes homo or heterosexual relations, but usually homo.
Thom, Jarrett, and I all took part in a huge bonathon last night.
bonathon by Mercedes Benz January 2, 2007

Bobathan 

Bobathan is a Shmoysht name which is the long version of Bob.
Have you met Bobathan? He's a cool dood.
Bobathan by TAKM May 14, 2019

bronathan 

When your friend Shaunathan is looking particularly bro-like today, and you switch his name for the above.
Shaunathan: Bro, sup bro, what's bro'in with you, bro?
Bro: Bronathan you're what's bro'in right about now.
bronathan by Ninjareacjd September 13, 2019