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blumptastic 

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary
My last blumpkin was blumptastic.
blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004

blumptastic 

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.
That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.
blumptastic by jwn February 3, 2004

Blumptruck 

Getting a blumpkin(getting a blowjob while taking a shit) and dumptrucking(Pooping in someone's mouth while they give a rimjob). At least 3 people are required for this.
Guy 1:" So I hear stacey and kelly give a mean blumptruck"
Guy 2: "damn dude, I knew they were whores, but I honestly didn't think they would go that far."
Blumptruck by JenkemJenkins October 21, 2010
Naj has a blumsious booty. I wish I had one.
Blumsious by Baniaz December 7, 2020

Bulumptious 

Ryan is so Bulumptious

Bumptious 

Adj.

Evil, ginger, and bitchy.
Man, that girl in physics class today was being extremely bumptious.
Bumptious by ChemAddict April 17, 2011