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Bloodriff 

High voltage metal that runs through your brain like a transmission from the dimension of shralp. The sheer melodic brutality will blindly deafen your senses then highly keen and tune them with raw sheer blood siphonic riffs that leave you slain. You are never the same after hearing it and the metal network resonates with the hardcore sound uplifting your spirit from the harmonious dark side into the lyrical black hole of infinite metal. Men will weep, women will swoon, and your dog will howl at the moon in a fast tempo of cacophony. You will be galvanized.
"Have you listened to Bloodriff?"

"I can't hear you. My ears have been shralped into the dimension of supersonic listening."

"WTF!"

"Don't touch me. I'm conductive and my amorphous metal properties are too heavy for you."

"No way."

"Still can't hear you. Listen to this Bloodriff cd."
Bloodriff by Metal Fan 999 January 22, 2012
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bloodriot 

Bloodriot (derives from the two words, "blood” and “riot"). It’s the turning point of which a human once infected has minutes to live then transforms from living - walking corpse. The feed of the living consuming the flesh (most attracted to the brain), the only possible way of elimination is termination of the brain.
zombie bites a human, bloodriot process starts .. read more about it above ;o
bloodriot by 1nf3c710n May 17, 2007

bloodring banger 

A Bloodring Banger is a term used for the favorite sex position that middle aged white women prefer whom of which most common names include Roxanne. “Bloodring” is derived from the stretched anus created by the “banging” action only produced from a sev that in turn creates a failed after-product that has since been popularly dubbed as Grant.
- “Oh my gosh dude I totally pulled a bloodring banger on Roxanne”.

- “Oh... so that’s where Grant came from?”
bloodring banger by Derekischungus January 19, 2021

blowdrift 

A particularly massive facial, like a snow drift, but stickier.
I can't believe she answered the door without shoveling that blowdrift.
blowdrift by nerdwyfe November 20, 2015

Bloodrider 

A small group of Game of Thrones fans that couldn't come up with anything better to call them self a circle
Who are those gags? They are bloodriders
Bloodrider by Crow405 May 21, 2018

bloodmuffin

noun :1) A used tampon 2) adj a dirogitory term directed at someone resembling a cotton swab shoved up the itchy vagina of a rabidly menstraiting woman, then removed and discarded.
adj: You are a bloodmuffin.
noun: Clean up your damn bloodmuffins, I don't want to touch them.
bloodmuffin by Wyreth December 30, 2006

blogariffic 

For those that have a blog, it must have subject matter. Subject matter that is of particular interest shall be deemed as "blogarrific."
#1) Did you guys see the picture of that 3-headed frog? Now that's what I call a blogariffic amphibian.

#2) That whole request for another $80 billion is going to be quite blogariffic.
blogariffic by MikeyP January 25, 2005