Blonde Blind 

Being "blonde blind" refers to the tendency for many men to ignore or be oblivious to a woman's less-than-attractive facial features just because she has blonde hair. This blindness is especially profound when the woman also has large breasts or is wearing enough make-up to further the illusion of attractiveness. Often, prettier brunettes and red-heads are ignored by men altogether if these women are in the company of, or are in close proximity to, a girl with any shade of blonde hair, no matter what the blonde looks like facially.

Eddie could tell his jockish friends were blonde blinded by the girl sitting at the bar. They were ignoring the gorgeous brunette behind the counter just to ogle the bleach blonde with horse-teeth, a hooked nose, and way too much make-up.

Blonde Blind by GoodTaste November 2, 2012

blonde leading the blind 

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

blonde leading the blind by iluvmako December 27, 2011

is u blonde or is u blind 

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see

Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

is u blonde or is u blind by darkestdarci April 30, 2023

Blonde Blinders 

The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.

"Billy's all over that chick, his blonde blinders are on like always, that chick is fuuugly.

Blonde Blinders by Mattimus Van January 22, 2010

blonde blindness

A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.

Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"

blonde blindness by signon77 October 24, 2013

is u blond or is u blind 

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)

This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'

is u blond or is u blind by darkestdarci March 21, 2023

Bland on Blond 

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other

I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond

Bland on Blond by cheffykins August 8, 2010