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Block City Wars 

The game that did good and amazing around 2014-2016 and then the devs decided to fuck up the game and make it terrible so people quit it.
Brian: Remember Block City Wars? It brings me memories...

block city

Block city is the act of blocking a person who annoys you. This can vary from them spamming your phones to just not liking the person.
1. Shane: “You know my ex Jocelyn, right?”
Joe: “yeah it’s the chick who keeps trying to talk to you?”
Shane: “Yeah, I’mma send this girl a one way ticket to block city!”
2. Block city gudbye!
block city by Ass eater 67 November 21, 2019

big back city 

Message from big back city: we miss you Tyler landis
F f f f f f fat come back to big back city

Kansas City Road Block 

Gluing an individuals butt cheeks together with Elmers glues.
Last night I played the funniest prank on Joe. I gave him a Kansas City Road Block.

Salt Lake City Splash Back 

While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.

Only possible during a "Blumpkin"

Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"

Dan: "real nigga shit?"

Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"

Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"

Kansas City Cock Block

When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.
“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now