Tiny island, beautiful people.

Just to clarify ...
1)Bermuda does not rely "almost entirely on the tourists industry" actually that has been in decline for a while and the major money comes from expat reinsurance businesses that set up there to avoid US tax stuff.
2)its true some of the schools don't have the best reputations but don't be mislead. many middle class families that can afford it usually send their kids to boarding schools in the uk (a few to the us) so they are smart as!
3)Bermudians are chill and tall and are usually very friendly
4)Bermudians are good at cricket- they are famous for this not footy skills

"You die and go to heaven, I'll stay here in Bermuda"

bermuda by ElleKelly1 May 10, 2009

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Bermuda

Extremely tiny island where where people are very stuck up and nosey. The women don’t wash their pussies and the guys like it. It is buried deep within Bermuda’s culture to shame gay people. The island is very homophobic using the Bible as an excuse. Though, the main people who hate gays because of Christianity fornicate on a regular basis claiming that they will be forgiven. Not a nice place to visit.

I went to Bermuda and someone called me a “Battyboy.” This means faggot. I asked them what it meant and they said it means “friend.” It doesn’t.

Bermuda by Koshun July 6, 2018

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Bermuda

An island that sucks at everything besides attracting storms and losing shit. Home to a unhealthy amount of spoiled rich kids.

oh wow, Bermuda is getting hit by another storm.

Bermuda by Flyers Suck October 5, 2016

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Bermuda

When you lose something in the space between your seat and the cup holders in your car.

Fuck man I lost my phone in the Bermuda, my hand doesn’t fit down there.

Bermuda by Dejo November 20, 2020

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