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Al Borland's Hammer 

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!
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A noun typically used for someone who is of extreme brilliance.
Harriet got an A+ on her chemistry test, that makes her a total Breland.
Breland by LOL@OMI October 5, 2009
The most beautiful specimen in the universe. If you find a berlant, never let it wonder off because she is a special thing to keep. Berlants are good friends but only if you are a good friend to her. She is 100% honest and very royal.
Berlants are worth TOO MUCH, so keep them.
Berlant by •_person_• March 25, 2019

Wes Borland 

Wes Borland, formally of Limp Bizkit, Eat the Day and Big Dumb Face, is a renowned guitarist, best known for playing guitar using his fingers rather than a pick. In his time with Limp Bizkit, he played lead guitar. He and Fred Durst had issues with one another, which led to him leaving Limp Bizkit, eventually forming Black Light Burns, a supergroup currently touring after the release of their debut album, Cruel Melody.
''Mesopotamia, Mesopotamia, You fuckin' give me the creeps, you fuckin' give me the creeps...'' Wes Borland, Black Light Burns - Mesopotamia
Wes Borland by Black Light Burns October 29, 2007

berlanti 

proof that there is such a thing as an absolute perfect specimen of a human being.
i think its safe to say that any heterosexual guy out there would agree with me when i say that Berlanti oozes perfection. Berlanti if u read this… will u marry me?!

wes borland 

Wes Borland was my hero when I was 11.
wes borland by daner December 23, 2004