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He is handsome and he knows about it. All girls are attracted to him. He can easily manipulate his crushes - because if you are a girl i am sure he has a crush on you. A guy who is very committed to protecting the earth great admirer of nature. If you are cold he can set fire.
He did a plastic free july, he is so Benedek!

Ariana: I have talked to this guy he is so cute!
Melanie: This guy has talked to you as well?! He is so Benedek!
Benedek by PureDiamond03 April 27, 2020

Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek faszán Pörgés Világnap is a national holiday in Hungary, where Hungarians of all political affiliations join to celebrate spinning clockwise at 60 rpm on the dick of Benedek. It is celebrated on the 5th of December and considered to be more important than Christmas by the majority of Hungarians.
V**ce: Most akkor a Benedek faszán pörögjek?
Literally everybody else: No wtf, why would you say shit like that? Its saying things like this why your mother doesn't love you anymore
Hence Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap
Doobs; moron; guy overwhelmed by life.
He can't handle anything. He's a real bendeck.
BenDeck by Stevofsky September 17, 2016

Eggs Benedick 

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it
"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"
Eggs Benedick by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019

eggz benedicked 

chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg.
JT, " Bro I'm eggz benedicked out mang ."

Mike, " you gottzd tah gold bond that shit cuh."

JT, " shiiiiiiiit."
eggz benedicked by Bandana Raburn September 18, 2011

Benedick 

Did you hear what that benedick dumbass said in Africa ?
Benedick by Comi March 23, 2009