a professional football team from cincinnati. this team enjoyed decent success in the eighties, by making it to two super bowls in eight years. uring the nineties and into the 21st century they lost more games than any other professional team ever. as of late they have began to rebuild and are a playoff hopeful (2003). as far as not having a website, they have one. for the fucking jackass who said they didn't, look it up fuck face. WHO DEY!!!!!!

no fucking way... the bengals are 8-6 with two games left and might make the playoffs!!!

bengals by troy December 15, 2003

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Bengals

a quality team for quality people

yeah...us browns might lose a shitload...but hey, we sure as hell have a good time doin it!

Bengals by lord funkington May 25, 2004

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bengis

the term for a young man who spends his days defacating on public properties, spontaneously ejaculating on a bi-weekly basis, and generally scaring off members of the opposite gender or otherwise. often seen deeply breathing by self in corners in malls, restaurants, etc. However, individuals of the first name or surname of Bengis have been blessed by the dance gods, and possess a few of the sickest moves ever seen outside of south central Los Angeles

Girl: Oh my God! Look at Bengis go!
Guy: Yeah, but that kids weird as shit.
Girl: But he can dance like fucking crazy!
Guy: I think he just jizzed in his pants.
Girl: Oh. -Walks off-

bengis by Jackie Q August 3, 2010

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