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bark like a dog. Your below me moron 

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny 

Falaron: "Hopefully I can get the mug overfilled by voting yes on the definition of 'Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny' and then buy it."
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"

Blow me down 

Blow me down.”
is used to express surprise.
"I could ask Squire for some.”
“Without Captain knowing?”
I'm sure I could.”
“Blow me down, so ye could.“
Captain Flint in the movieTreasure island”, UK/USA 1950

blow me like a trumpet 

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.
Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!
1. Command- Perform oral sex upon me.

2. Taunt- similar to f*ck you. a sign of disrespect
1. Hey I'm feelin' horny, why don't you get on your knees and blow me.

2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can blow me
blow me by bonereater84@yahoo.com February 25, 2006

Blow me up Tom 

"Blow me up Tom" is the official exit of callers on the Tom Leykis show, a syndicated national radio program that airs in the afternoon/evening. The request is followed by an explosion sound and then the call is terminated.
That's all I have to say, thanks for taking my call. Blow me up, Tom!
Blow me up Tom by BMcC August 28, 2004