Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa reports:
"Diane, in a recent skiing accident,local pin-head, James R. Travis, fell on the bindings of his skiis, only to land on his "slim bavis" and nearly rip himself a new asshole. Back to you, Tom and Diane"
A device not unlike a shoe-horn designed to guide the penis into the vagina during inter-course. Developed in the late 13th century and used primarily in Asia and Eastern Europe.