Baumed 

Being baumed is having been fucked between the inner thighs instead of in the pussy. The girls lays on her side and lubes up her thighs and the guy proceeds to fuck them.

He didn't fuck me last night cause of my crabs, so he baumed me instead

Baumed by kcsoccer1121 May 2, 2010

Baumed 

When you think your going to hook up with a girl for months but you get curved

Yo I think I’m gonna get w her tonight, “nah your probably Gonna get baumed.”

Baumed by Nikob January 21, 2020

balmed 

To be drunk, pissed.

Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.

balmed by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009

Baumes 

The semen that squirts out of a woman's anus after anal sex.

Did you leak any Baumes onto my carpet?

Baumes by rakkasan August 5, 2008

Baumd Taunk 

The origins of this word stem from the words "BAMD" and "TANK". BAMD refers to a specific type of vehicle primarily a Sand coloured Pontiac Sunfire with a special license plate. The TANK originally referred to the character "Tank" in the famous movie "The Matrix" - the operator with multiple computer monitors. However, due to the special colour of the car (which allows for greater camouflage to the enemy when in combat in the desert), along with the word TANK, this was how the phrase BAMD TANK was born. Through the many years this word has been used in many languages and the combined accents have resulted in the phrase "Baumd Taunk". Since this special vehicle is considered a "tank", this particular Sunfire is also modified with a special turret found in the German Tiger Tank from World War II.

FS: I want to sit in your Baumd Taunk so we can go eat the best Maniccotti in the world!
DV: No. You can buy your own at Repo Experts.

Baumd Taunk by dabaddestboy August 4, 2009

Baumer day 

A "Baumer day" includes staying home instead of going to school for a list of various reasons. Including but not limited to: Late hockey game, lost a hockey game, too much work to do, had to work the night before, or even just wanted to take a day off.

Griffen: hey guys have you seen Chris?
Kevin: Nah i think hes taking a Baumer day

Baumer day by I Like Baseball ! January 20, 2011

BAMMED 

BAMMED (n./adj.)

1.)An Occurrence of Being Dissed (e.g. To Be Dissed)
2.)Being put Back in your Place
3.)To Get Owned or Pwnd during an Objective

Shaun: Why So Dry Guy?

Elfresh: So i asked out this Amazingly Beautiful Female today and she Definitely Bammed me bro

Shaun: Yeah females are like that. Friend Zone?

Elfresh: Yeah man, but i got over it.

BAMMED by Elfresh February 20, 2011