Barbed 

A point while drinking adult beverages when a euphoric or enchanted state is reached. This is the point where most actions cannot be recalled the next day and all future plans must be put on hold for a short period of time.

Greg: Did you see Casey the other night?

Evan: Yea, we really got him totally sh_t 'barbed' last night!

Barbed by Nick Lupo February 27, 2009

Barbed 

To sign, or have signed, a contract with a mobile phone service provider with severe early termination financial penalties.

Switched to an HTC phone with AT&T so I'm getting barbed by Verizon.

Barbed by Wynken de Word March 24, 2010

Barbed 

To get dumped and not know it, especially when your partner has already gotten a new girlfriend or boyfriend.

Oh man! Your partner updated his Facebook status to "In a relationship with Becky" and you thought he was still your man! You got Barbed!

Barbed by GKS_Stevens May 10, 2017

Barbed 

When a woman with a very loose vagina places her twat on a man's face so that he can't breath.

Roeland's mom Barbed Cal, when they were going at it last night.

Barbed by Don March 20, 2003

Barbed 

The definition of to “barb” someone is when you accidentally cause the death of a friend or friends pet, yet hide the evidence and tell the family they just got lost.
This phrase is of course inspired by the netflix original “Stranger Things” where one of the main characters accidentally causes the death of her best friend Barbara Holland, and tells the family she is just lost.

Girl (watching a show): oh my goodness! He really told her he was just lost! I can’t believe she just got barbed!

Barbed by YouTubeJosh November 3, 2017

Barbed 

Feeling prickly/thorny in general. People better watch out because one wrong comment will get you a grizzly/bitchy reaction.

I am so annoyed about everything. Don't talk to me for the next few hours I am feeling especially barbed today.

Barbed by Piper Marie December 22, 2021

barbed wire rape 

A form of torture in which a pipe is shoved into the anus of the victim followed by the inserting of barbed wire into that pipe. The pipe is then pulled out, and as a result, leaving the barbed wire in its place. Then the barbed wire is yanked out, ripping the flesh and causing excruciating pain.

Dude, that physics exam was like barbed wire rape.

barbed wire rape by Someone you just might know June 3, 2010