Badouche 

Badouche - an individual who tries too hard to appear "cool" but fails miserablely at being even a douche.

Hey B, look at that four eyed badouche, lets egg him.

Badouche by Standardouche March 14, 2010

badouche juice 

The contents that drips out after you douche your butt.

Had to do a hand stand to keep in the badouche juice.

badouche juice by Fliptomanual October 17, 2017

babouche 

(1) A heel-less pointy leather Moroccan slipper
(2) Cross between a baboon and a douche, and thus a pompous ass with a pink ass

Glen: Seen William recently?
Chris: Phhhhh, what a babouche that guy is, how he ever made MD I'll never know.

babouche by mp666 March 2, 2010

Douche Balouche 

a jewish warthog

Juan is such a douche balouche!

Douche Balouche by JUAN JIMENEZ DOIN IT BIG March 5, 2011

barouche 

a big carriage cart thing pulled by a horse that gentlemen ride around in like in Sense & Sensibility by Jane Austen where Willoughby rides round in one

One - I hear that Mr Frog is not married.
Two - Oh yes, he is a very eligible bachelor, he drives his own barouche
One- Oh my!

barouche by writestuff November 3, 2007

Ba'douche 

Fuck yeah, in your face.

In competition :
Is that all you got? Ba'douche bitch, you just got schooled.

Ba'douche by Cockamamie July 5, 2017

Bagdouche 

A much more awesome way to say "Douchebag"

Joe: Hey Travis, your sister was awesome in bed last night.

Travis: Shut the fuck up you bagdouche

Joe: Thats the weirdest shit I've ever heard, but it sounds kind of cool!

Bagdouche by DarthVolga August 3, 2009