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"I got me some big baloofas!"
baloofa by deadbeatdad#3 January 25, 2019

A baboonaphile

A man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of.
A baboonaphile by Anonymous July 11, 2003

A baboonaphile

One who molests Baboons
Once caught in a sexual act with a baboon, the culprit is placed on a Sex offenders record as a Baboonaphile...

baboopability 

The ability to fast-forward your Tivo, after enough buffer has built up, in order to get past the commercials. "Ba-boop" refers to the sound made by the fast-forward function on the the Tivo.
If I have to endure one more of these caveman commercials, I'm going to pluck out my own eyeballs and jam ice picks in my ears. Does your Tivo have baboopability?
baboopability by ckdexterhaven April 25, 2008

A baboonaphile

a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners
A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"
To describe something disgusting or repulsive. Something that is beyond the word "ew" or "gross".
-Mari: "Ohmaga that guy is sooo hot!"
-Gabi:"EW no he is baboof!"
Baboof by djmarz April 5, 2010