Aysume 

Coming

Hey mom!Aysume.

Aysume by Melmelkaskas February 8, 2015

arkham alsume

one of the things that slowly drove the r/batmanarkham subreddit to the brink of insanity
(im actually not sure if this was the start of it but it was talked about that being the cause of the madness)

"Thoughts about Arkham Alsume?"
minor spelling mistake before disaster

arkham alsume by kell incognita April 17, 2023

neko atsume 

An addicting game that will ruin your life

"I'm gonna play Neko Atsume'
*5 hours later*
"Oh shit I have a test tomorrow."

neko atsume by CatastrophicSlayer August 20, 2016

Assume

assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

Assume by nina October 21, 2003

ASSUME (ass u me) 

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong

When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’

ASSUME (ass u me) by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

Assume

to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.

I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.

Assume by Notmad February 17, 2013

Assumed Single 

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

Assumed Single by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021