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Defaulting back to minimal activity when at work after the threat of looking bad has left. ie: Your boss leaves their office so you go back to facebook and chatting online with your friends. This could relate to doing things like having a terminal open to look like work when it's really telnet BBS chat.
My boss is on vacation Friday. I'll be automin all day.
Automin by InaraBBS September 14, 2012
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automangina 

When a man tucks his cock and balls back into a mangina without using his hands.
Shit, did you see Andy bend forward and pull off an automangina!? Hands free!
automangina by AndyWhiteIsGod September 6, 2013

autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.
Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"
autoincorrect by JenBurger July 10, 2016

automisia 

Self-hatred; self-loathing.
The failure to satisfy our intersocial desires often causes automisia.
automisia by transientanima December 10, 2016

autoincomp 

To automatically assume someone is incompetent, based on what they did and / or what they said, as opposed to autocomp, which is to automatically assume someone is competent based on who they are, their title, or position.

Another form of radical skepticism along with autohoax, which is the opposite of autobelieve. Term is particularly applicable to those presenting mainstream media news, as well as a great many politicians and corporate leaders.

To autoincomp is to not automatically consider someone competent and thus not automatically believe them, but instead utilize critical thinking to evaluate their competence based on what they actually did and / or actually said.
After thinking about what "expert" said, going to autoincomp them and assume they are incompetent and not believe it.

Autointervention 

To bring to light an addiction of automobiles.

To bring together family and friends to help a car addicted person see that they have too many cars.
Hey dude, you live alone, you have a two car garage and you have 5 cars! And you tell me that you are looking for another Hummer!

Dude you need an autointervention!!
Autointervention by BobNJ July 15, 2010

automanual 

Something that happens both automatically and manually. One step short of automagically, it still requires human intervention to do an automatic process. Typcially used in the computer world for data processing procedures.
I can only make it happen automanually because the end user has to choose which server it needs to go to.
automanual by scriptertcl April 16, 2011