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Assidentally 

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.
Assidentally by icwish April 28, 2010

assident 

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.
Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.
assident by The Dersk April 16, 2008

Assident 

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.
Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"
Assident by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

Fat Assident 

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.
There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.
Fat Assident by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

assidental 

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.
assidental by jrbump August 31, 2009

assident 

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.
g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.
assident by Lauren September 15, 2005