Assholiery 

Behaviour or actions befitting an asshole. The act of being an asshole. Offensive, irritating and generally anally retentive conduct that might earn a slap from bystanders.

You sir, are a purveyor of much assholiery, and are banished henceforth from this place!

or

"You're banned for assholiery fool!"

Assholiery by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007

assholery 

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

assholery by Chad December 3, 2003

assholier-than-thou 

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

assholier-than-thou by Sean "Chicanery" Connery July 20, 2008

Assholity 

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole

"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."

Assholity by ETYLF August 4, 2009

assholery 

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.

1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries

assholery by blorgoclot April 13, 2011

assholry 

The act of being an asshole. Anything associated with an asshole.

Cory's blatant assholry was pissing his hard working friend off while he was trying to do his research paper. He wouldn't stop asking him annoying questions, and trying to pressure him into doing stuff he didn't want to do.

assholry by Vive Cuervo April 8, 2006

assholery 

1. The outcome, both tangible and intangable, of someone's being an asshole.

2. The art and science of being an asshole.

1. Tom's assholery caused his arrest.

2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?

assholery by 91flhs March 1, 2011