Assfixated 

Fixated on ass.

I have been assfixated all day!

Assfixated by Mikethedike1 June 19, 2017

assfixiated

having an ass so fine it takes someone's breath away

Hilda couldn't keep her boyfriend's eyes from wandering, so she got a Brazilian buttlift and assfixiated him.

assfixiated by mel-a-knee August 21, 2008

Assinated

When someone just gets absolutely destroyed in anything (game,sport,activity,etc.)

YO THIS MAN JUST GOT ASSINATED!

Assinated by Biggiely August 10, 2018

assfisted suicide 

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.

No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.

assfisted suicide by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010

Assiated 

(Adj.) Pertaining or related to the stupidity of the writer/speaker. Usually used after having read something very stupid or not thought out. No common sense involved.

"This has to be the most assiated, stupidly written bankruptcy questionnaire I have ever read"

Assiated by Tyler Earman October 26, 2005

Assafinated

To be smitten by an Israeli.

He won me over with flowers, shawarma and laughter and his way with words. I'm simply assafinated.

Assafinated by avivala July 3, 2009

Assinated

The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.

Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"

Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."

Assinated by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008