Aslak 

A type of person who is hot, intelligent, tall and likeable. They are one of the strongest group of people, and that probably comes from their name Aslak, which means godfight. While they are strong, they also tend to have a good relationship with mothers, especially yours, and that makes them alpha males. Their dick is also extremely extremely big, and veiny. Usually a grower and not a shower, so dont get dissappointed if it looks small when you see it while its not hard. And last but not least they are definitely not fat at all, believe me.

Oh look, over theres Aslak, hes so handsome.
Yeah he definitely has a big cock.

Aslak by Aslak Nakenby June 7, 2021

Aslak 

Aslak has the biggest dick in the world. He is so hot and isn't gay. If your name is Aslak, you are tall, cool and good at videogames. Also if you're name is Aslak, you have an Android and you are gay. Also Aslak means GodFight.

OMG you have a big dick! Is your name Aslak?

Aslak by AslakTikTok October 9, 2019

Aslak 

An Aslak is a little bird located in Norway. It's tweets sounds like "hoh hoh hoh". It is a very rare bird, so the chance of spotting one is very low. It is often said he is the Thor's bird (from "Asgard"). The exactly reason for that do no one knows. The bird is well known as Tor Aslak in Norway, because "Thor" is often written as "Tor" in norwegian.

<Cody>: I saw a rare bird today!
<Frank>: Oh! An Aslak?
<Cody>: Yes! A Tor Aslak! Unbelieveable!
<Frank>: Wow! Lucky you!

Aslak by GLAften November 29, 2013

aslak 

aslak is very tall and handsome he will never make you sad he will only make you happy
he has a big dick and will fuck you good

oh shit your name is aslak do you have a big dick?

aslak by yobitchfuckyou August 19, 2020

Aslak 

Aslak is the best and has the longest cock. Aslak has a bigger cock than kevin

Person 1:"Aslak has the biggest cock"

Person 2:"yes, Aslak is the best"

Aslak by Aslak with the longest cock October 31, 2019

Aslak 

Aslak is a Norwegian name. He is funny, kind and helpfull man that only wants the best of other people. He olways wants to help, but can be a little bit irritasjon. But he just wants to be your friend.

Hi Aslak
Aslak, can I borrow a pencile?

Aslak by Australien guy December 10, 2018

Aslak 

Aslak is the name of anyone who is likeable, hot, really strong and has a big veiny dick. There is no man named Aslak who is not one of those things.

Yo thats Aslak, let's ask him for his dick!

Aslak by Aslak Nakenby September 20, 2021