Analist 

A person who specializes in anal

Hey I heard Mike was quite the analist

Analist by lotion man October 23, 2015

analist 

A person who is so focused with rules, and the way things "should be", that they show no common sense, and becomes an annoyance to all.

Sid: "Linda adheres to the 'No alcohol in the cabin' rule, even on New Year's Eve!"
Laura: "She's a true analist."

analist by gm49 October 30, 2008

analist 

To be annoying, frustrating or just generally being a fag.

I derived the word originally from the mix of the words "Anal" and "Rapist" Thus the word analist was born.

Can also be used as a greeting sometimes I have found.

"Your such a f***ing analist"

"Stop being such an analist"

"Alright you Analist"

analist by T Tone April 21, 2007

Analist 

A homosexual man who engages in anal penetration as his default sex act. The analist lifestyle was popularized during the sexual revolution among gay club scenes in major American cities such as San Francisco and New York City. Prior to then, most homosexual men historically engaged in frottage, sometimes called "the Princeton Rub"; a sex act where two men rub their penises together. Homosexual men in media and pop culture are usually portrayed as analists, and many anti-gay groups tend to accuse all homosexual men of being analists. Homosexuals who engage in anal penetration are considered at high risk of contracting HIV, while oral sex and frottage carry virtually no risk of HIV and a significantly decreased risk of many other STDs. Anal sex is also associated with fissures, hemorrhoids, and polyps; while in extreme cases or long term engagement, anal sex can lead to incontinence, septic shock, cancers, and prolapse.

Analists fixate on the anus, and because the anus is not a sex organ, and contains no genital tissue, one can rightfully assert that anal sex is nothing more than anal fetishism.

Analist by march34th December 29, 2024

Anti-Analist

Some sad twat that doesn't like the thought of putting their penis inside a fit as fuck girl's arse hole.

'So Tom, wud u ever butt pummel a girl?'

Tom replies, 'Errr no thats sick as fuck, I wud get a pooey penis and they might fart down me jappers which cud prove to be extremely painful in the long run' he says (whilst fingerin his poo stained anus)

'Oh my gosh Tom, you are soooo an anti-analist' exclaims Damien while sniffin Toms fingers

Anti-Analist by Ollie laaa October 31, 2006

analitch

An affliction caused by poor hygiene, where the anal and rectal areas become inflamed and itchy.

" I forgot to whipe my ass after shitting today, now I have the analitch. Nothing worse than going to itch something and getting shit under your fingernails."

analitch by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018

Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.

Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.

Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022