A widespread ideology founded by Pope Ahmar during dreadful times of the pandemic. The scripture "Pavitr Kitaab" details his life's work including revolutionary concepts such as subjective math and breathtaking moans. Ahmarism values the esteem of the remarkable creation known as the FRIDGE. This religion follows the belief that you are never wrong; instead, it is the world that is at fault. They are unable to comprehend the sophistication and expertise you possess, and will never truly be enlightened.

Have you accepted Pope Ahmar as your lord and savior? If not, come learn about our new movement called Ahmarism.

Ahmarism by Pope Ahmar November 6, 2021

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5 alarm breath

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!

5 alarm breath by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

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dick alarm

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

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