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When you are fucking a girl and you are about to cum and you pull out, grab your balls like the handle of a 9mm and pretend to shoot her like your cock is a gun and the cum is the bullets. IMPORTANT!!! you MUST make gun sounds every time you shoot cum.
I shot her in the face with my 9mm last night.
9mm by 9mm Max Locstar October 24, 2009

9mm blowjob

The act of placing a loaded 9mm Pistol in your mouth and squeezing the trigger, thereby committing suicide.
You hear about Benny?
I ain't seen Benny in a good minute, what happened to him?
Well, Benny apparently decided to get a 9mm Blowjob.
9mm blowjob by Jet blak December 20, 2007

9mm Discount 

To obtain an item for free by way of jamming a handgun in the owner's face.
"How did you pay for that TV?"
"I took the 9mm Discount."
9mm Discount by OccamsChainsaw September 20, 2011

9mm Insurance Policy 

Referring to a bullet as an insurance policy; Implying that you'll kill someone as a means of guaranteeing the end result.

The use of a gun, or bullet to insure ones own interest by taking the life of the transgressor.
DAN: You're fired!
Mark: I've got a 9mm insurance policy.
DAN: I'm calling the police
Mark: *POP*, *POP*

e.g. Using a bullet to insure results.

9mm Pistol 

Blows the entire lung out of the body with 17 clip magazine drum hicaps that use AP explosive heat seeking 9mm rounds
President Corn Pop: the 9mm Pistol blows the lung out of the body!