.gov 

The ending to a website which indicates that you should probably not believe a single word from any site that has this at the end of its url because it's also used by the government and ya know how trustworthy they are

Sam: I found my information on a .gov website!
Teacher: (F) none of this bullshit is true

.gov by shocking? no? May 7, 2016

GOV 

Get On Vent - acronym- used in a text message or IM to a friend asking them to get on ventrilo,

Tom "GOV"
Jerry "Ok, I'm connecting now"

GOV by n3wcrazzz January 19, 2011

gov 

Gov is a short form for government. It's 2 chars shorter than the old "govt." with a period or one shorter than "govt" without a period. It should be pronounced long form, as "governmment". It's used in this exact way on Twitter. On micro-blogs, every character counts, hence dropping the t and period from govt.

From Twitter: I think we have, along with our own gov's manipulators, people paid by parties, volunteers for Rush, etc.

gov by ChuckBaggett March 4, 2014

GOV 

/Jee-Oh-Vee/; Noun
1. A government employee that has been in long enough that he/she does not have to do a damn thing.

/Jee-Oh-Vee/; Verb
1. To perform an action is a flagrant, uncaring, or lax way; To not be serious or cerncerned about being serious
2. To waste money, preferably tax payer, in a flippant way

Noun:
Contract worker: Seriously, i'm getting fired??
Government supervisor: He's a GOV so I have no choice but to pay him instead of the people doing the work...sorry, maybe they will let you return your new car.

Yo, i'm a GOV so they can't fire me even if I AM readin the newzpaper at my desk all day.

Adverb:
Yo, I just GOV'd that round of Black Ops...I just walked around like a noob and got capped like 100 times.

My girl GOV's dick that time so I made her give me head two times again!!

GOV by EngineerGuy November 28, 2012

gov 

Good

Just add a nice chain to dat and ur gov, bro.

gov by niguhbalsz March 19, 2021

gov 

A useless individual/group that has done nothing to the people. when everything's settled, they'll take credit for it, over the people's effort and struggle

Don't be a gov

gov by my_people December 22, 2021

Gov 

Another word for being "Punk'd".

Did you just pull a Gov on me???

Gov by Pamper April 12, 2022