lo-right a-layo 

USMC slang for walking somewhere usually in a fast manner and facetiously at someone’s inconvenience.

boot: good afternoon corporal, my car broke down and I need a ride to medical by 1330
Cpl: well look like you better lo-right a-layo your ass over there devil !

lo-right a-layo by Lance Commandant October 24, 2018

Laying Tarp 

The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.

Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.

Laying Tarp by Taintlover February 4, 2010

Layup Hoes 

the girl at the bar/club that you know you can get with but you just might keep her on ice in case you see a finer girl. like in basketball, a layup is the easiest shot, a three point buzzer beater is the hardest, layup hoes are easy.

damn man those layup hoes were trippin last night when they said they were choosy and had class, we all know we get it in once and done-ski

Layup Hoes by pseudo this April 12, 2011

tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich

you will need:
3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter

step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie

My tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich costed $8 at the Ritz in Cayman.

tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich by Rachel H June 30, 2008

Layth 

A name in Arabic Origin meaning "Lion". More specifically, a young or teenage Lion.

Me and Layth went to get some coffee from Tim Hortons.

Layth by DefinitionFixer¡ July 28, 2017

layce 

An amazing person who is always there for her friends. Loves everyone no matter there state, and loves to give to the people she care about. Beautiful, funny , intelligent, creative, and loveable

Layce is the best friend that I have ever had

layce by Ratrodgal July 27, 2016

Laying down the Carpet 

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.

"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."

Laying down the Carpet by Roogz April 9, 2008