To choke-nasty-foos is to participate in a highly competitive match of inebriated foosball. This term is usually used in combination with the word "what" to signify a rhetorical question posed by one excited and inebriated player to another.
A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.
Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.