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Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.
Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.
Razor Wipe by officeworklife July 26, 2015

Green Wipe 

When you wipe your ass and you shit is unsuspectingly green
Dave: "Oi, Mate! I just had a fucking green wipe!"
Mate: "Fucking goody Dave!"
Green Wipe by azza121221212121 October 4, 2015

welshman wipe 

Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face
I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face
welshman wipe by Indiii April 4, 2016

Get wired 

To have a party or to get drunk. Normally only sierras do this.
Get wired by Qwertyuahdg September 24, 2016

Shweat Wipe 

The act of wiping ones inexplicably shitty arse without having actually passed a stool.
"Man, you would not have believed that was just a shweat wipe, I saw sweetcorn!"

ass wipe 

That fuckin ass wipe is here again.
ass wipe by friskychick September 9, 2016