ass wipe 

a person who being or acting stupid in any type of way

"Stop being a ass wipe!"

ass wipe by shesryda July 19, 2015

Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

Razor Wipe by officeworklife July 26, 2015

Green Wipe 

When you wipe your ass and you shit is unsuspectingly green

Dave: "Oi, Mate! I just had a fucking green wipe!"
Mate: "Fucking goody Dave!"

Green Wipe by azza121221212121 October 4, 2015

welshman wipe 

Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face

I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face

welshman wipe by Indiii April 4, 2016

Get wired 

To have a party or to get drunk. Normally only sierras do this.

Let's go get wired this weekend!

Get wired by Qwertyuahdg September 24, 2016

Shweat Wipe 

The act of wiping ones inexplicably shitty arse without having actually passed a stool.

"Man, you would not have believed that was just a shweat wipe, I saw sweetcorn!"

Shweat Wipe by The Last Lizard King July 5, 2016

ass wipe 

A stuck on stupid person,dumb as dirt ,asshole

That fuckin ass wipe is here again.

ass wipe by friskychick September 9, 2016