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Twifight 

An argument brought on by disagreeing opinions about Twilight, the young adult novel series authored by Stephanie Meyer. Arguments are not limited to the books, but also include the movies and merchandise. These arguments often occur between Twihards and Twihaters.

Topics of discussion include Edward's alleged abusiveness, Meyer's controversial use of the word "chagrin," comparisons with other Vampire mythos, and alleged Mormon apologetics contained in the series.
*door slams*
Barry: Where's Jen going?

Dave: She and Matt got into a Twifight and she got all pissy and left. She said she's waiting for her Edward.

*Matt runs past*
Matt: Wait baby, I've got a pair of wax fangs....please come back!
Twifight by iloveturkey May 6, 2009

Twilightard 

Girl: OMG NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE EEEEEEEEEEE!!
Guy in room: Fuxing twilightards =|
Twilightard by ChaoChao May 8, 2009

Twilighting 

Twilighting, To twilight: To relax; To enjoy one’s surroundings; To reminisce about the past; To think about someone; To be lost in ones thoughts (or lack there of); To absorb (figuratively); To reflect.

Introduced in the film "Megane" (めがね) or "Glasses" written and directed by Japanese director Naoko Ogigami (2007).
i.e.

"Sorry to disturb you while you were twilighting. Dinner is ready".


"I'm going down to the beach."
"To twilight?"
"Maybe..."


"You don't seem to be very good at twilighting."
Twilighting by AVMassey January 1, 2009

twilightgasm 

When 2 or more people get ultra excited and have an orgasm about twilight.
Person1: OMGOSHHHH I LOVEEE TWILIGHTTT

Person2: YEAHH ITS SOOO GOOOOD! I LOVE EDWARDD!

Person1: I THINK I JUST JIZZED IN MY PANTSSS!!!

Person2: HAHA! YOU JUST HAD A TWILIGHTGASM!
twilightgasm by StanB October 1, 2009

Twilightlicious 

1) To qualify of the awesomeness or sexiness of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic character, Twilight Sparkle.
1) She's so fine, she's Twilightlicious.
2) Tara Strong is Twilightlicious.
Twilightlicious by MetalGearTwi October 28, 2012

anti-twilighters 

The main definition for an anti-twilighter would be someone who very much dislikes Twilight.

They are also the only hope left for mankind.
(Also see MLIA)

These people are most probably fans of Harry Potter, Google, and Ninjas.
Scene: The movie theaters. There is a trailer for Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse/Breaking Dawn. You are about to fall asleep, when all of a sudden you hear:

Anti-Tilighter #1: TWILIGHT SUCKS!!
Anti-Twilighter#2: F**K YOU EDWARD!!!

(The whole theatre breaks into an applause, and the world is safe, thanks to the anti-twilighters)