SeaTac 

Seattle Tacoma International Airport

I arrive in to SeaTac at 6pm.

SeaTac by Matt Weller February 5, 2007

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

Seattle Kraken 

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.

Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”

Seattle Kraken by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020

Seatgeek 

David dobrik 's bitch. They give free cars to people.

Person:- i want a porshe.
David:- Seatgeek is an amazing app that helps me buy tickets in the easiest way possible. *Laughs*
*Gets car*
Person:- thank you david

Seatgeek by chungachungachungachunga February 25, 2019

lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.

Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.

lesbian seatbelt by bigbootynoel March 15, 2020

Seatgull 

A course registration website that totally doesn't have a mentally defective founder

Wow, did you see Coursicle having a meltdown on twitter? At least seatgull seems marginally sane

Seatgull by Not a seatgull dev I promise March 10, 2022

Seattle Rock Band player 

Anyone who plays in a rock band based in Seattle.

Gavin was a Kickass bass player; he's a Seattle Rock Band player & Damn Good at it!

Seattle Rock Band player by Starchylde June 15, 2016