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Wellington Gardens 

Used to describe a place that is an offshoot of another location from kilcooley housing estate also associated with twinbrook, new lodge and crossmaglen.

Location is definitely not within the Ballyhome ward even though certain residents believe it is.
“He’s not from Ballyhome he’s Part of the ranch!”
“Wellington gardens?! That’s not Bangor!”
“I got a ropey blue movie on vhs from fake Ballyhome!”
Wellington Gardens by DishyElephant December 23, 2020

Lady Wellington 

A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.
"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"
Lady Wellington by Lady Wellington September 6, 2013

taint welding

To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.
John was driving so recklessly that Steve was taint welding in the passenger's seat
taint welding by TK42FUN May 4, 2015

Wiener Welding

The act of two guys touching the tips of each other’s penises together.
Those guys like wiener welding together
Wiener Welding by Lesh69 February 8, 2018

Beef Wellington 

When a British man fucks a hot dog bun but it feels morally wrong
That beef wellington really messed him up, he has to go to therapy.

Queef Wellington 

When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center
"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"
Queef Wellington by SamHateHer September 2, 2022