Ex-Husband's Warden 

the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.

Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.

Ex-Husband's Warden by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009

Feed the warden

Term used by many convicts, or ex-cons, to refer to taking a crap.

"Be there in a few, I've got to feed the warden."

Feed the warden by blusterytree42 August 10, 2017

toilet paper warden 

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.

Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.

toilet paper warden by Telephony March 26, 2020

Glorified Traffic Warden 

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).

Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!

Glorified Traffic Warden by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008

Minecraft Warden 

Minecraft's equivalent to Terraria's dungeon guardian.

Person 1: Bro that new Minecraft warden's so op!
Person 2: Yeah it's practically the dungeon guardian of Minecraft!

Minecraft Warden by Pure Ultimate February 19, 2022

dark warden 

fighting falcon in a nutshell. nothing more nothing less, it simply is him.

Geez, who the hell is running dark warden fashion at A. I have spikes on my orochi, and that isnt NEARLY as bad as this.

he should get some help.

dark warden by zevalin February 6, 2022

The Warden of Ladner 

A man that daily roams the streets of a small town called Ladner located in BC Canada.

Looks there comes the warden of ladner!

The Warden of Ladner by bige652 January 16, 2023