Strain’n on the Jon 

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.

Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?

Strain’n on the Jon by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021

kapahi strain 

Referring to being born or primarily raised in the Kapahi district or area, on the east side of the island of Kaua’i, Hawaii. Although the specific parameters are often in dispute, the general geographic boundaries are anywhere above (mauka of ) Menehune store. Less common but sometimes acceptable borders are Kapa’a High school and upper parts of Ka’apuni rd. Humans that reside in this area are considered as ‘Rooted’, “Kapahi Roots” or “Kapahi Strain”.

“Brah, where you from?”
“ I’m Kapahi strain from hanabuttah days cuz, like scrap?”

kapahi strain by Labrain Janes. December 22, 2021

mortal strain

The feeling of letting out a grenade launcher shit

“I had a great feeling of mortal strain”

mortal strain by alexis mgee March 3, 2022

chain-strain 

chain-strain (c$) | Noun (1)

🔊chain-strain /CHān/-/strān/

•Definition

An acute injury resulting from wearing one or many heavyweight chains, (also referred to as, ice or bling).

Chain strain has the potential to become chronic when chains are worn daily for a lengthy period of time(years) and when worn while performing and touring as a rap musician.

•Causes
The weight of these icy accessories cause strain and other conditions to a persons neck and back. (As of a person, such as a rapper, or another within the hip hop music industry)

“Yo, did you hear about Lil’ Baby? He was diagnosed with chain-strain recently from all those years being icy as hell.’

chain-strain by thugzneedhugz February 4, 2023

Strain-cific infused 

A joint rolled with flower and rosin, and or kief of the same strain.

Hey man, I just rolled Strain-cific infused joint using flower and rosin thats called Skywalker og.

Strain-cific infused by Shamajax July 1, 2024

Beaster Strain

Commonly referred to as (Beaster Nuggets) or simply (Beasters) is a specific strain of marijuana produced in B.C. Vancouver, Canada in the 1990s. Beasters were smuggled across the Canadian border in bulk by people walking large back-packs into the northern United States in the mid 1990s and into the early 2000s. The name (Beasters) is referring to the B.C. part of the pronunciation while at the same time providing an origin location of the strain. Beasters are truly unmistakable as they only come in one unique form that is obvious due to the pronounced amount of red and orange pistils/hairs that the (Beasters) strain contains. Beasters or (Beaster Nuggets) were mass-produced in large warehouse grow operations in British Columbia Canada in the 1990s. Beasters are a very "low quality" strain with a max THC content of only 12%.

Flavor Profile: Sweet burnt/melted plastic

Smell: Scent is of freshly picked fruit with a hint of oranges

1990s Beasters Price: $50 an 8th $100 a quarter

The (Beaster) (Beasters) or (Beaster Nuggets) Beaster Strain of marijuana holds the worlds record for being the weakest kind bud variety from the 1990s.

Beaster Strain by Pro-Circa Pretendies February 23, 2026

bat.shit strain 

Nickname for the covid strain BA.2. AKA batwo, bato, batu, or simply ice.

Yo, with my vax shots I survived through delta and omicron. But this bat.shit strain is really kicking my ass...

bat.shit strain by I.cannot April 16, 2022