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TV stoned 

A person who is completely deaf and blind to everything but his favourite show on television.

He or she is unlikely to answer the phone, speak to anyone and do anything except sit and watch.

He or she is also likely to be irritated or react badly if one tries to talk to him during that hour or in duration of his favourite TV shows that run in a row.
"Sorry, I can't get Bill to come to the phone. He's TV stoned at the mo. Call back after the show is over."
TV stoned by McVillain November 4, 2003
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Stonedover

When you are still highthe next day after a long night of smokin the ganga.
Dude Tommy is so stonedover he can't even walk!
Stonedover by Tommy H. December 29, 2003
Related Words
To hit, slam, or smash into something or someone.
I went off the road and stoved into a tree.
Stoved by Chanic February 23, 2019

School Stoned 

The act of being just the right amount of high, to be at school and not look like a retard.
"Wanna smoke?"
-Chris
"Yeah, but I only wanna get school stoned"
-Garrett
School Stoned by School Stoner October 2, 2010

Self-Styled 

One who assigned attributes or positions to oneself and then believes one has them. A Self-Styled person will decide that s/he is something without any real proof of such and expect others to accept it.

When someone is described as 'Self-Styled' it usually indicates that they are not actually what they consider themselves.
DJ. Jon MacDeeboy was a Self-Styled 'Controversial Rapper'. Although his lyrics seemed very conventional.
Self-Styled by Dabetts December 2, 2011

Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.
"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."
I stole him after when he started talking trash about mi mama.
stole by Jazz December 27, 2002