Top definition
To hit, slam, or smash into something or someone.
I went off the road and stoved into a tree.
by Chanic February 23, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Stoved mug for your guy Bob.
Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Smooth Brain mug for your cousin Julia.
Being high after eating really good food, Like stoned and stove.
John: dude, your mom's cookies are so good.
james: yeah, they make me stoved.
by katieiscool June 18, 2011
Get the merch
Get the Stoved neck gaiter and mug.
To be extremely stoned, similar to being in a stove or hotbox
Dude 1: Bro are you feeling good?
Dude 2: Yeah bro i'm stoved to the bone right now
Dude 1: My guy
by GGRYAN September 17, 2018
Get the merch
Get the Stoved neck gaiter and mug.
"Hey man, did you get to see 'Lesbian Day' at the forums?"

"No, it got stove'd before I got there."
by Jaguar Stryker October 19, 2005
Get the merch
Get the stove'd neck gaiter and mug.
Telling a guy to stop kissing a girl whos wasted because its taking advantage then kissing her 2 seconds after
omg you got stoved

that guy just got stoved
by Leroy Jeckins November 20, 2005
Get the mug
Get a stoved mug for your friend Beatrix.
being so high you sober
calvin got so high on weed he stoved back to normal
by dr meme 420 April 14, 2019
Get the merch
Get the stoved neck gaiter and mug.