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standard issue belt 

A term used to refer to a studded black belt (leather or vinyl), typically found in the wardrobes of anybody who identifies with any alternative lifestyle, good and bad (rockers, punks, metalheads, goths, ravers, emos, etc). This term is used by any of the above mentioned people due to their abundance and ready availability and to indicate their necessity in an alternative wardrobe.
hmm, looking for some new clothes, know where to start?
start with a standard issue belt, then let's get some better pants and some good shirts. also you'll need a good jacket!
standard issue belt by UM North Quad December 16, 2011

standard american toilet 

Standard Issue Midget Face 

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.
Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.

Standard Uniform

Outfit containing a straight brim hat and a white tall tee. The straight brim jawn usually still has the sticker intact and the tall tee can also be known as an oversized white. This uniform is usually seen in urban areas, rocked by minorities. Also can contain a large fake chain to really complete the uniform.
"His Braves straight brim jawn compliments his oversized white in that standard uniform"
Standard Uniform by GShob20 January 2, 2009

standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.
GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
standard deduction by resident alian February 19, 2008

standard deviation

A quick way to see how much a set of datapoints deviates from their own average, where the points that lie farthest away, have the most weight, because the differences are squared.
Standard Deviation: "The sum of the differences from the average squared"
standard deviation by lacrlourles January 31, 2016