money spanker

1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.

You're a fucking wanker, you money spanker!

money spanker by trojan_marxist May 4, 2009

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yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser

"Hey, what's up you fucking yank spanker?"

yank spanker by crackerlicious December 18, 2009

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Related Words

spanker • spankerchief • Spanker Wanker • spankered • spankervision • Spanker 5000 • Spanker Tanker • spankercheif • Spankerella • spankerfanny

Pingo-Spanker

Pingo Spanker is the non-formal definition of someone whom, when sees an opportunity, will scream Pingo, and spanks the person in front of them.
Pingo; is slang for ass.

"Oh, That motherfuckin' Pingo-Spanker hit me."
"PINGOOOOOOH" *Slaps ass*

Pingo-Spanker by Dictionaire Exclamaire June 13, 2019

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twank spanker

When two white little petite boys, strip each other down too nothing. One bends the other over in doggy style putting ones genitals into other boys anal glands while lightly licking their palm and spanking gooch

Tommy and Mitch engage in sexual encounters when Tommy said “Oh yeah I’m ready you Twank Spanker”
Mitch licks his palm and lighty slaps Tommies gooch which is the space between a man’s asshole and ball sack.

twank spanker by KidToucher February 25, 2022