somolian wildfire 

When you do a line of cocaine off of a hotdog and then eat the hotdog.

Paul: Hey John are u ready to go rage?
John: Yea but I’m starving
Paul: Well rip u a somolian wildfire, we’re gona be late

somolian wildfire by Nutbuzter February 2, 2019

somalien

A word used to described the people who are allegedly from a country called “Somalia”. However the country does not exist and those claiming to be from there are actually Martian aliens with typically massive foreheads , hence why they are called somaliens

How long do you think till the somaliens mind control us from their banana and rice cafes all while us humans sit helplessly.

somalien by El papito March 11, 2019

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap 

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap by feldpar February 18, 2009

Somalia'd 

To completely fuck up and/or take over such as the Somalian pirates do in their part of the world. Coined by the omnipotent "Mr. Wolf".

Lettuce: We shall Somalia the shit out of that raft.
*Somalia is completed*
Lettuce: We have Somalia'd their raft.
Pickle: Babaloy!!!

Somalia'd by Senor_Lobo July 24, 2011

Somalia 

A wild and lawless land where seafaring men go to seek their fortunes on the high sea's or take guns and women in the deserts as fearless warlords.Somalia is the last truly wild place in the world where you could either die a man or live long enough to see yourself become the warlord.

Man 1: I've had enough of this country. I'm going to Somalia.
Man2: *whispers to self* the land yonder east..

Somalia by jimmyG5066 December 5, 2017

somalian 69

performing the 69 position then vomiting because of the stench

last night i did the somalian 69 and puked everywhere

somalian 69 by amandawsucksbigcock January 2, 2011

Big Booty Somalian 

A thicc ass Somalian usually a guy named Abdi or Ali.

Damn, Ali got the FATTY he must be a Big Booty Somalian.

Big Booty Somalian by Toxi Ray November 23, 2020