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underwear snooker 

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.
Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!
underwear snooker by Kieran January 17, 2004
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Shnookerdookies! 

Do i look like i use the word Shnookerdookies!? No So fuck off

snoogered 

(1)the consequence of snoochie-boochies
(2)the state of being well and truly f*cked
(1) man, i am so snoogered after that snoochie-boochie...
(2) and then he snoogered me... snoogins!
snoogered by scaredyants September 29, 2003

Snookerd 

A loved one-Snooker
When you feel loved-Snookerd
I love my snooker
I feel so snookerd
Snookerd by MarioGB. March 30, 2009

Shnokered 

Wasted off your ass, usually resulting in the loss of your clothes.
Dude, did you hear bout Zach, he got so shnokered the other night he ended up in the Wal Mart parking lot in his whitey tighties.
Shnokered by Zachary Orr January 14, 2009

snookied 

I snookied that bitch at the bar.
snookied by anonymous1231242 January 16, 2010

snuckered 

When a person unknowingly screws you over.
When you go to the grocery store and leave with more change than you should have. The clerk doesnt know and you dont find out until later, but once you do find out you dont make any attempt to return the excess amount of change. The store has now been (snuckered) by you.
snuckered by MonieShivers March 13, 2008