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you know im shittin 

Expending wealth at the onset of success
I work hard and besides, you know im shittin
you know im shittin by safe23 August 22, 2011

clickin' n' shittin' 

The act of doing computer or smartphone-based work while using the toilet.
Person 1: I have too much work to do. I can't even find time to take a shit.
Person 2: Sounds like it's time for some clickin' n' shittin'

Caught Ya Shittin! 

When you catch somebody in a lie or doing something they aren’t supposed to be doing.
Sarah- “Did I really say those things last night?”
Bob- “Oh yeah, you were lying through your teeth. Totally caught ya shittin!”
Caught Ya Shittin! by John Sonix October 19, 2020

Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.
GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!
Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish 

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.
shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015