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Smithfield S'more 

When you are getting a blow job and you quickly pullout, stick a jumbo marshmallow on the tip of your penis and jam it back in his mouth.
"This guy was giving me a blowjob last night so I hit him with the good ol Smithfield S'more. He choked so hard bits came out his nose."

Alabama s’more 

When you do anal and you get shit stuck in your foreskin.
“Dude, my girlfriend gave me an Alabama s’more last night.”

Brazilian S’more 

A sex act where you shit and cum into a girls ass; the cheeks are the graham cracker, the shit is the chocolate, and the cum is the marshmallow
Damn, Mitch has a nice ass to Brazilian s’more!!

Persian S’more

The Persian S’more is a sex position, or act involving One person, likely a female, to spread their ass, as one other person, male, shits into the females spread apart ass. The male then nuts onto the females ass as well. The ass cheeks act as graham crackers, the shit is chocolate, and the semen is marshmallow. This creates the perfect, Persian s’more!
Babe...

Yeah

Lemme Persian s’more the shit out of you.

Smashing s’more 

A foursome with two brown people (the graham crackers), one black person (the chocolate) and one white person (the marshmallow).
I had a smashing s’more last night and poured my marshmallow all over those girls.

There's more tacos to eat. 

There are more important and pressing matters at hand.
I won't worry about the rain tomorrow, there's more tacos to eat.