human resources

The department within a business responsible for the progression of the company through people management. Usually hated by employees at lower levels due to managers passing on their dirty work i.e disciplinaries, firing and redundancies.

Manaer to employee:
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.

Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.

Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!

human resources by Bassboy June 14, 2006

human resources

The ugly chicks that fire you for fucking with the great looking chicks.

human resources by Anonymous November 16, 2002

Human Resources

Used to be called Personnel or the Personnel Department. When they renamed to Human Resources (a pompous new name for PERSONNEL!) everyone else called them Human Remains!

Person A: Why is the company in so much trouble?

Person B: Too many bums in Human Resources.

Person A: Don't you mean Human Remains? (snigger)

Human Resources by Awbster November 9, 2008

resourceful 

People with smart/creative thinking

Max: a dog went on a loose in the pet store do you have an Idea to get it on a leash again? Because I know you are a resourceful person
Josh: maybe we can attract it with some treats or a toy or we can trap the dog

resourceful by Resourceful October 16, 2017

Protection of water resources 

Birth control, specifically the using a condom

Alex: "Why are you putting on a condom"
Sam: "Gotta do my protection of water resources"

Protection of water resources by carmineee August 16, 2021

Minister of Resources and Spending 

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.

Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.

Minister of Resources and Spending by gonzobrains September 13, 2023

Comic Book Resources 

Sometimes abbreviated to CBR. A nice place to find good information on comic books and it also possesses a relatively nice forum where a few writers in the business come in to make posts. However, their Comic Book Rumbles Forums, aka the VS. debate section, has some of the biggest jerks, trolls, fanboys and psychopaths around. The posters there are assholes in that if they don't like something, they'll choose not to believe it or they start ridiculing it in insane, stupid or absurd ways. Some of the members believe that they are 100 percent right in their debates no matter what and some of the forum rules are so strict that it borders on insanity that rivals 1984. One of the worst places in the Internet along with gamefaqs forums. The comments in the VS. debates rival the stupidity of youtube comments. This is the main reason why some people gave them the nickname CBRtards. The members also generally have a dislike towards anything Star Wars related and a liking for anything that's related to either Twilight or Harry Potter.

Here's a few good quotes about Comic Book Resources here:

Dude, CBR thinks Deathstroke is retarded, Supergirl is god, Sentry can solo the JLA and JSA...

Seriously...? They argued over that? *facepalm*

Comic Book Resources by Hellrider285 January 6, 2014