Pumpkining

When something is put off to the last minute, and by that time it's too late to even finish that task.

Bill was going to carve the pumpkin, but he kept pumpkining around so it never got carved.

Carl was going to finish that paper, but because he wouldn't stop pumpkining he got an F on it.

Pumpkining by Super Saiyan Link October 31, 2011

teddy pumpkins 

A pet name a guy gives his girlfriend when they are in love

I love my Teddy Pumpkins!
I need to text my teddy pumpkins

teddy pumpkins by Nukexteme November 2, 2010

flesh pumpkins 

boobs

I need to find a new bra to fit these flesh pumpkins.

flesh pumpkins by bouchard32 May 8, 2011

Smashing Pumpkins tattoo

The unfortunate result of thinking the 90's had more staying power than they actually did.

Also: An ingenious ruse to keep people from knowing you make Hunter money.

"Are you serious, that guy makes Hunter money? But he has a fucking Smashing Pumpkins tattoo."

Smashing Pumpkins tattoo by Bodhi!! November 30, 2011

Smashing Pumpkins 

When two homo sexual males are fucking doggy style and their balls repeatedly smack each other.

Gay guy 1: Last night when you fucked my ass and we were smashing pumpkins it felt so good.

Gay guy 2: Yea my balls are sore too.

Smashing Pumpkins by Dr. Definitions February 23, 2011

shiny pumpkins 

to be extremely cool.

gina and dani.. are two of the shiniest pumpkins

shiny pumpkins by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Carving Pumpkins 

Having alternating sex with two girls at the same time, both of which are in the dog.

Bro, if these chics keep this up, I'll be carving pumpkins tonight.

Carving Pumpkins by Scooter D October 12, 2013