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Projectile Nut

When you ejaculate at such a velocity it leaves a dent in the wall on the other side of the room.
Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'
Projectile Nut by ManMemes January 16, 2019

Projectile Voriental

When a person has consumed an excess of alcohol and projectile vomits which covers a large surface area
- Dude, i threw up chinese

- what?

- I threw up everywhere

- Thats called Projectile Voriental brah

projectile like 

When you like (almost) everything on someone's Facebook account. Usually caused by having a crush on someone and deciding that the best way to show your appreciation for him or her is to like everything that he or she has ever said, uploaded, or did. The most commonly projectile liked things are the profile pictures, followed by statuses.
A: Did you see C's Facebook account? D has liked everything he has ever posted or made his profile picture.
B: Yeah, D's into C as of the moment and somehow she thinks that projectile likes are how someone should show their feelings... by way of Facebook likes.
projectile like by mypluginbby August 18, 2013

projectile information 

Information violently thrust information on someone, usually during instruction, or in the context of a training class. Delivering projectile information is generally the result of instructor poor planning and/or instructor experience.
My instructor wasted so much time in class yesterday that today was basically projectile information.

projectile pissing 

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.
Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.

Projectile flatus

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.
Projectile flatus by Al Berich December 9, 2018