Definitions by Quartermile

Projectile lols 

The sudden and violent expulsion of the contents of ones mouth upon laughing hysterically.

When I told Jimmy about that skank I nailed on the weekend, he had some projectile lols

Projectile lols by Quartermile October 15, 2010

Violently Fat 

When somebody is so fat you feel like you have been physically assaulted just from looking at them.

Bro, that guy is so violently fat I feel like I was just mugged!

Violently Fat by quartermile October 8, 2010

Straight Foldies

A colloquial term common in New Zealand for currency in the form of notes, hence the folding. Often used with regards to under the table transactions to avoid tax.

1: I've got $100 straight foldies yo!

2: I'll give you a discount if you pay straight foldies, so I don't have to put it through the till.

Straight Foldies by quartermile September 2, 2010