Violently Fat

When somebody is so fat you feel like you have been physically assaulted just from looking at them.
Bro, that guy is so violently fat I feel like I was just mugged!
by quartermile October 08, 2010
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Projectile lols

The sudden and violent expulsion of the contents of ones mouth upon laughing hysterically.
When I told Jimmy about that skank I nailed on the weekend, he had some projectile lols
by Quartermile October 15, 2010
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Straight Foldies

A colloquial term common in New Zealand for currency in the form of notes, hence the folding. Often used with regards to under the table transactions to avoid tax.
1: I've got $100 straight foldies yo!

2: I'll give you a discount if you pay straight foldies, so I don't have to put it through the till.
by quartermile September 02, 2010
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