midget 

a short, uqly, hyper, retarded lukin ho who likesz 2 run around actin tuff n startin shit wit ppl and who likesz 2 luk at quysz naked and take off their clothesz in da middle of da classroom and punch teachersz in da face.. sum1 who needsz 2 qet dey assz beat

"Damnnnn dat bitch isz a midget niqqer"

midget by [Yo Bitch] December 10, 2007

midget 

a QUEEN song that is sung by QUEEN of course

"it's a kind of midget"

midget by i hate u josh khan November 29, 2004

Midget 

a unit of measurement. Midget is 4 feet in length.

Its about 15 Midgets tall

Midget by AKAN907 December 7, 2011

midget 

a really short freaky bitch dat go 2 h20 and dont give no play.

I really hope i dont meet no damn midget on the way to school 2day

midget by Trey Davis March 16, 2005

midget 

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

midget by matt June 17, 2006

midget 

Henry

Henry is a midget

midget by Spilled July 9, 2019

midget 

repeats what is said and done by others. (very irritating indeed). Kill her. Her protruding teeth is the result of trying to bite through the tons of locks on the door! There is only one such midget on earth(phew!!) and of course this does not concern all normal midgets out there!

Kill Izyan... err... i mean..kill the midget!!! Kill her before she runs 2 rounds and faints!

midget by midget-killer January 8, 2005