Lunchbox Friends

A lunchbox friend is someone you only talk to at school and never hang out anywhere else.
They usually talk about gossip and people who they want to fuck and talk behind your back.

They’re fake and probably only hang out with you for clout or just because you pose a threat towards them.

“I don’t want no lunchbox friends no oh” ~ Melanie Martinez

Lunchbox Friends by BamBamfordinner September 6, 2019

Lunchbox friend

1. A person you are only friends with at school, or barley hang out with outside of school.

2. Can also be a fake friend that doesnt want to hangout with you.

Jamie is such a lunchbox friend. We never hang out outside of class.

Lunchbox friend by Reallifesucks June 26, 2019

Lunchbox Letdown 

A frustrating situation when after feeding a guy booze and listening to him talk about himself all night at the bar, you get him home and as you take off his pants you're dissapointed to find that he has a teeny tiny penis.

Steve: "I thought I'd picked up a good fuck for the night then I suffered Lunchbox Letdown."

Kyle: "I hate that!"

Steve: "It was tiny AND crooked, fucksakes."

Lunchbox Letdown by jdiddy77 February 6, 2012

Lunchbox-Atrox 

To be angry or upset

To hit or slap someone with a lunchbox

To become a lunchbox-atrox

"What are you going to be for Halloween Donald?"

"I'm going to be a Lunchbox-atrox!"

"Oh.."

Lunchbox-Atrox by kweenkermi June 16, 2018

lunchbox head

someone with a square haid like a lunchbox

you can't talk , when u was younger your mum must of dropped you n your head or summin for it to be that square, maybe you grew up with a lunchbox or a box on your head to get it into that shape. what food have you got in your lunchbox head

lunchbox head by blinkey92 November 16, 2006

lunchbox lancer 

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army.

“Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”

lunchbox lancer by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Lunchbox Tragedy

A serious problem often discussed at lunch. Hence, lunchbox. Often times a sad tragic tale. Hence tragedy. Example: Loss of a loved one (see Kurt Cobain)

Kurt Cobain's death was a lunchbox tragedy.

Lunchbox Tragedy by Lunchbox Tragedy October 17, 2003