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Johnny Now 

A person who is crushing it in cryptocurrency and life. Hard for men and women to not desire a Johnny Now.
"I thought this guy was typical, he was a Johnny come lately. But seeing his fat stacks, he has got that Johnny Now energy"
Johnny Now by CMak_ February 3, 2021

johnny suh 

a: yo whos ur bias in nct
b: dilf line
a: so... johnny suh, kun, yuta, jaehyun?
b: precisely
johnny suh by wayv! September 4, 2021

One Pound Johnny

a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.

b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.
Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.
One Pound Johnny by Johnny Panic September 11, 2012

Johnny Test

Some kid from Cartoon Network with flaming hair that has a talking dog, keeps breaking in to their sister's lab and always yells.
Johnny Test: TO THE LAB!!!
Me: Stop yelling.

johnny klebitz 

A badass biker with a heart of gold.
''Johnny Klebitz is so awesome''
''I know right, he just rocks''

Johnny Blaze 

nickname given to Method Man from the Wu-Tang Clan... also a clothing line from the 90's...
"Give back what his mother gave him, mother made him
and now she can't even save him, Johnny Blaze 'em"

"Who got John Blaze shit? Suckin my dick to get famous
So I switch blades to Dangerous"

"I got these phat ass Johnny Blaze jeans cheap in NYC."
Johnny Blaze by jotz May 13, 2005