Here come dat boi 

Saying from the 4chan meme that quickly spread around by April 2016. The meme is a green frog on a unicycle saying "Here come dat boi, O shit waddup"

"Here come dat boi

O shit waddup"

Here come dat boi by Average Username July 10, 2016

Wish You Were Here 

Hands down the Greatest Song of All-Time by the legendary Pink Floyd.

A: "Have you heard "Wish You Were Here?""

B: "Duh, who hasn't, that song is the greatest ever and Pink Floyd was the most epic and legit band ever."

Wish You Were Here by In Heaven There is No Beer November 10, 2010

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

ah shit here we go again

ah shit here we go again

ah shit here we go again

ah shit here we go again by Jerrymiah June 10, 2019

herbert the pervert 

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

herbert the pervert by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

here you go 

an idiomatic expression that showed up in writing in the 1800s, is a casual way of saying “Here it is” when you give someone something that's requested.

The waitress brings your food and she says “here you go.”

here you go by Willudkme June 5, 2021

Why is everything on here related to sex? 

Idk man. Maybe people here think it's funny.
This is probably something everyone has wondered.

Why is everything on here related to sex?
I have no idea.

Lil' Bill: *searches up "living organisms"
Urban Dictionary: Sex, sex, sex, sex
Lil' Bill: ... ???

Why is everything on here related to sex? by idon'tknowwhyiexist June 15, 2021